best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term “rotating it in my mind”. it’s really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can’t tell what the thoughts are exactly. it’s revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Ah, there it is!
The TUMBLER!
people have got to get less afraid of the double chin i mean it. draw a fat character with a fat neck it wont kill you
professor chaos
literally how the ep went right ?
my favorite meme of jesus is the edit of kramskoi’s “christ in the desert” where he is smoking a cig. yeah. that’s a good one.
live jesus reaction to me being a fucking idiot every day
dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
- “jesus christ” “who’s that”
- “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
- referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
- adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
- “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”
feel free to add more
“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction
And the fucked up sad and tragic part of all of this is that i would fall in love with someone if they did this in front of me
i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users
Oh god if you were a real person and not a bot and I squashed you, I am So Sorry :’(
Weaponizing Sylladex is trans
It’s so emasculating when companies send little tools with their furniture…….like ok I have tools in my house I’m not new to this world







